A Tiggly Wiggly is a penis that is too short to masturbate by conventional methods. It can only be masturbated using a strumming motion. The technical term, microbation, is similar to the motion required to play a guitar, or base guitar, but requires holding the entire length within the palm of the hand.
Michael, Richard, and Brett didn't come out last weekend because each one was working hard on his own Tiggly Wiggly.
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Eating a Triggy Fish can lead to bloated self-importance, idiotic and alienating thoughts, a desire to "tea-bag" strangers who don't agree with your views, diarrhea of the mouth, and double standards. Side effects are easily contagious via Twitter and can spread more easily to children in cold climates that can enjoy views of Russia from their homes.
Eating a Triggy Fish can lead to bloated self-importance, idiotic and alienating thoughts, a desire to "tea-bag" strangers who don't agree with your views, diarrhea of the mouth, and double standards. Side effects are easily contagious via Twitter and can spread more easily to children in cold climates that can enjoy views of Russia from their homes.
I took my friend to the hospital after eating a Triggy Fish because he started rambling about evil Kenyan-rooted Socialism and how awesome it'd be to shoot endangered wolves from helicopters while rambling about how we should seceed from the US. The doctor gave him 2 doses of 'Wakethefuckup' pills and he was better the next day.
by mooseranger December 9, 2010
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about 12 years old who gets
all the ladies, what ever age they are.
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all the ladies, what ever age they are.
I was driving home last night when I was very angry.
Suddenly, I saw a kid in the road.
Who cares, I thought. I'll run him over.
Then, as I got closer, I realised he was a triggypoos.
I stepped on the brakes as hard as I could,
and just managed to avoid him.
I let him in, and drove him home,
although I wish I'd kept him,
he was SOOOOOOOOOOOO adorable!
Suddenly, I saw a kid in the road.
Who cares, I thought. I'll run him over.
Then, as I got closer, I realised he was a triggypoos.
I stepped on the brakes as hard as I could,
and just managed to avoid him.
I let him in, and drove him home,
although I wish I'd kept him,
he was SOOOOOOOOOOOO adorable!
by The Most Special Of All January 25, 2014
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Brain washing programs that target children studying in any school system or higher education whose opinion is modified to believe the far left teachers and professors.
Who are Marxs or Communist in their belief.
Brain washing programs that target children studying in any school system or higher education whose opinion is modified to believe the far left teachers and professors.
Who are Marxs or Communist in their belief.
Triggliots are danger to society and the United States of America
should not be taken lightly. The United States of America can not be taken over by force but from within by Triggliots.
should not be taken lightly. The United States of America can not be taken over by force but from within by Triggliots.
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