treadmill metal

Heavy, thrash-death metal music that although going very fast, doesn't seem to go anywhere.

Dude, this band's guitars are tight but it is total fucking treadmill metal.

by Black Mage and the Rough Dryders February 6, 2006

Treadmill Dick

After sex or a blowjob, feeling the sensation of the act hours after it's happened- similar to getting off a treadmill and still feeling like you're on it.

"My girl just gave me the best head, like, an hour ago. Now I've got treadmill dick"

by wowwwwwluigi June 26, 2017

Treadmill Argument

An opinion driven argument that goes nowhere and solves nothing, typically religious or political in nature, made by people who only think they're correct.

Do you want to actually figure out what's wrong here, or exercise your mouth with this treadmill argument?

by Alysnwonderland May 17, 2018

Treadmill boy

Treadmill boy is what you call dat boi that jumped on a moving treadmill

Peric erry is THE treadmill boy he done goofed

by NOT JOEY JOHNSTON 1 December 15, 2018

Treadmill Pinch

A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.

Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room

by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019

Treadmilarity

The phenomenon of striking up conversations with people at the gym solely because you consistently find yourself on neighboring treadmills.

I don't even know his name, but we share a treadmill almost every morning. It's a weird kind of treadmilarity.

by FriesAndTots August 10, 2023

dusty treadmill

Dusty treadmill: When a girl has had her can pounded so much that it hangs down and causes shit particles to collect underneath

I Swear she ripped ass and clouded the bus stop with her dusty treadmill.

by Indestro October 10, 2023