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Tit-to-Tit Transmission

When a girl places her tits on either side of your face such that they cover both of your ears.

Abbreviated: T^4
My girlfriend smothered me with her tits, thus completing a tit-to-tit transmission.
by <3 Tits June 14, 2012
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Herpes Transmission Party

Also known as HTP. When you bring a bunch of gay boys (usually newly out of the closet) together to spend the weekend with each other, what inevitably ensues is that everyone hooks up with each other over the course of the weekend, ensuring that if anyone suffers from Herpes, they'll be transmitting it to everyone else in the group who engaged in hooking up.
Guy 1: Hey, why don't you come over this weekend? John, Mike, Hunter and Lance will be there. You know, we'll be "hanging out."

Guy 2: Thanks for the Herpes Transmission Party invitation, but I'd like to remain disease free for now...besides, I'm not into all those guys.
by shayaknyc August 16, 2012
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Megaman Network Transmission

This GCN game fucked the Megaman Battle Network series up the ass. It went from an awesome real-time RPG to a lame platformer.
MMNT screwed the awesome Battle NEtwork series badly.
by Majextic September 2, 2004
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stooge-o-matic transmission

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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Transmissionism

the belief and/or complex that one is more superior than others simply due to the transmission of his/her car.

Usually found amongst dumbasses who recently acquired a car of manual transmission.

Common symptoms-
1. thinking anybody gives a shit that their car is manual
2. discussing transmission of cars more often than the common once every 3 years
3. down syndrome

Possible cures/treatments-
1. Exchanging manual transmission car for automatic
2. Realizing one is retarded and never mentioning his/her transmission nor the transmission of others ever again
3. Suicide
Goth's transmissionism is really ruining his social life...he feels that driving a stick shift makes him more of a man/real driver.
by HFL... August 4, 2010
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A condition where the more professional a person tries to sound on a two-way radio, the gayer it comes out.
Transmissional Homosexuality: Engine Company is on the scene
Dispatch: FABULOUS!!
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
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Transmission

When a group of he/shes sets out on a grueling task.
The T people from the LGBTQ community are going on a transmission pub crawl on 4th street tonight.
by Weezy McNasty March 9, 2022
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