Transaction

Transaction is a subtle way of saying “I have to take a shit.” Transaction is a verb.

I need to take a transaction, I will be back in 10 minutes.

by Sandy’s Mom September 29, 2023

Batson transaction

A transaction made with Nate batson.

I made a batson transaction inside the corner tavern.

by anonymous May 28, 2023

Transactional Clappage

Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.

Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”

by Señor Grub October 5, 2022

taco transaction

Giving a vagina swipe like a credit card.

I gave that bitch a taco transaction.

by Taint-tickler April 14, 2020

transactive method

When someone or some thing touches another thing or person they touch every thing/person the other has ever touched or been touched by

I just shook robert downey jr.'s hand through the transactive method cause he opened the door in front of me then I opened it!!!

by logitek184 May 16, 2014

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024