Skip to main content

Cream Trampoline

A masturbation maneuver in which a nude male, isolated in a bathroom, jerks off standing up with his feet shoulder-width apart until ejaculation, at which point, while continuing to stroke himself with his cock pointed downwards, he suddenly squats so his thighs are parallel to the floor and bounces slightly at the knees until ejaculation. The pleasurable pain provided by the stretching of the leg muscles endured during orgasm is essential for a successful Cream Trampoline.
Bob hurt his back doing the Cream Trampoline last night.
by Denver Dudes March 29, 2011
mugGet the Cream Trampoline mug.

Baby on a trampoline

The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.
Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
by DocCod November 6, 2015
mugGet the Baby on a trampoline mug.

trampoline

The actof a girl riding a guy but bouncing up and down on his cock. WARNING: If the cock slips out of place, prepare for pain.
That girl was unusually hyper last night and was doing a trampoline on me! Shit nigga!
by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
mugGet the trampoline mug.

trampoline football

the best game ever to play on a trampoline. all you need is a football a trampoline and 2 friends. one friend throws the football into the trampoline and the two other friends try to cattch it... "Disclamer" this game almost always results in injury for one or more party.
bob: hey you wanna come over for some trampoline football
Joe: yea of course. ill bring the band aids
by hockeyplaya2378 April 21, 2011
mugGet the trampoline football mug.

pink trampoline

A pink trampoline is the way someone's asshole looks. Think about it...
Wow! That asshole of yours looks like a pink trampoline! Pink and a bouncy.
by trampoline enthusiast April 24, 2017
mugGet the pink trampoline mug.

bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it
hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?
by madfunfrank September 30, 2013
mugGet the bald headed mouse on a trampoline mug.

Tramplepants

What to call a girl who is walking around loudly with pants on, namely trampling. Usually before or after some form of bedroom activity.
"Hey there Tramplepants, come here ;)"
by Claytee September 3, 2006
mugGet the Tramplepants mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email