Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.
John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.
Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.
Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.
by John E. Law January 7, 2019
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Chris Brown looks like a touchdown in his video "Run it."I'm convinced the child is mildly retarded.
by jaysun October 26, 2005
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by evanave November 14, 2013
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1) (V) The act of sticking one's scrotum into a taco. It is optional whether to attempt to cook it or not.
2) (ADJ.) A synonym for crouching repeatedly over a dead player in an FPS like HALO or CoD.
3) (V) What someone does to celebrate a goal in a game of rugby/football. After touching the ball down, the scorer leaves it on the ground and does push-ups with their crotch over the ball.
1) (V) The act of sticking one's scrotum into a taco. It is optional whether to attempt to cook it or not.
2) (ADJ.) A synonym for crouching repeatedly over a dead player in an FPS like HALO or CoD.
3) (V) What someone does to celebrate a goal in a game of rugby/football. After touching the ball down, the scorer leaves it on the ground and does push-ups with their crotch over the ball.
1) JOHNNY: Man, school was a real f*cker today. I'm
gonna go do a taco touchdown.
JAMES: Ooh, I'll bring the sauce!
2) JOHNNY: Eat lead, James! *machine guns him to death*
JAMES: Oh no, not the taco touchdown!
3) JOHNNY: *scores tri and starts dry humping the ball*
EAT TACO TOUCHDOWN, B*TCHES!
JAMES: Ah sh*t, not again...
gonna go do a taco touchdown.
JAMES: Ooh, I'll bring the sauce!
2) JOHNNY: Eat lead, James! *machine guns him to death*
JAMES: Oh no, not the taco touchdown!
3) JOHNNY: *scores tri and starts dry humping the ball*
EAT TACO TOUCHDOWN, B*TCHES!
JAMES: Ah sh*t, not again...
by iDWiA739 September 23, 2011
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Guy 1: "Hey did you see Tom Brady's Fuck you Touchdown to Wes Welker?"
Guy 2: "Yeah It was at the end of the first half to make it Patriots 49 Jets 0"
Guy 2: "Yeah It was at the end of the first half to make it Patriots 49 Jets 0"
by Andrew, Endy, Schmidty, Ski Ski, Drew-Ski, Whatever you call me December 19, 2007
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