A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.
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A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.
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A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.
Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.
Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.
Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"
by Nigel Chaos September 2, 2008
Get the Tomball mug.Hicktown USA. People wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth. People get drunk all the time and there are crazy old men. They are damn rednecks.
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Get the Tomball High School mug.A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.
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A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.
Also:
A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.
Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.
Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.
Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"
by Nigel Chaos July 30, 2008
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A popular underground sport where a person lays on their stomach and slides down a slip-n-slide which has been set up on some sort of steep incline. Both the slide and the participant are covered, top-to-bottom, in a heavy layer of lubricant prior to beginning the launch.
Competitive runs are usually held in the form of a time-trial, but some variants of the sport require a ramp at the end of the slide, and includes a distance judging.
Participants may also go with a partner. The second person (referred to as 'the rider') sits cross-legged on top of the first peron's back and tries to maintain their balance for the duration of the run.
Competitive runs are usually held in the form of a time-trial, but some variants of the sport require a ramp at the end of the slide, and includes a distance judging.
Participants may also go with a partner. The second person (referred to as 'the rider') sits cross-legged on top of the first peron's back and tries to maintain their balance for the duration of the run.
Hey guys we are going toobaloobing at the Northwood Reservoir, make sure you bring a fat friend if you wanna do paired toobing.
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