toxoplasmosis

Flu-like cat shit disease

Guy: I heard you have toxoplasmosis
cat lady: yep
guy: back on the cat shit tootsie rolls again??
Cat lady: yep.

by Emily... she aint right February 6, 2014

tosspot

complete arsehole. someone who really deserves to die slowly and painfully

Mr Newman, crappy drama teacher at WBGS. what a complete tosspot

by newmanFan January 30, 2005

Tosspiss

After shooting your load you take a piss and your piss is separated into two streams

I just nailed that sket and had a tosspiss after boys!

by Wheatamus Prime January 12, 2009

TOSOD

David Archuleta's sophomore album, The Other Side of Down, abbreviated.

Person 1: Hey did you get TOSOD on October 5th!?
Person 2: Yeah! It's awesome.

by carlaaax October 14, 2010

Toeopolis

A city with a distinct connection to toes, or densly populated by toes.
Or a section in a place referencing toes/feet most usually musuems.

Hey, did you hear there's a Toeopolis near Chicago!

OR
If you look to your left you will see the toeopolis of Ancient Greece!

by Power_ranger44 April 1, 2022

toopid

just a shorter version for sto0pid

YOUR TOOPID!!! <retarded voice>

by who me??? October 14, 2003

tasopuly

(1)a retarded person
(2)acting in inapropriate manner

Tanner is tasopuly.
Tanner is tasopulying to that man.

by Adranner Rivodge November 4, 2006