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Tinder Tornado

When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.
I'm taking a gamble on "Lexi". Gonna tinder tornado this one.
by RedRedRed Red August 31, 2016
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Torontophobia

The overwhelming belief by other Ontarians that you will be shot, mugged, raped, and murdered the instant you set foot in Toronto.

This phenomenom is generally seen in people from small towns and rural areas, but is also curiously prevalent among the older citizens of Oshawa, a neighbouring city of considerable size with a MUCH higher rate of crackheads per capita.
Deena: Okay, we're going to go shopping in downtown Toronto, but I really don't want to carry this fifty on me.

Kaytor: Why not? You're going with a group of people to a crowded area in broad daylight. Are you planning on waving it around like a little red flag?

Deena: Well, no... but you know, it's Toronto. People get shot there!!!1

Kaytor: You have horrible Torontophobia.
by Mighty Kaytor February 25, 2009
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Tornadoey

When a tornado is a real possibility during a storm.
We better get to the shelter Burt, its gettin tornadoey round here.
by Eagleforce August 26, 2013
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tornato

A slang word used to describe a really shit DJ.
Man did you hear the shit that that DJ was playing?
Yeah, he's a fucking Tornato man.
Yeah. Fuck Tornatos. They suck.
by breadthief December 31, 2015
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taco tornado

the female equivalent of a sausage fest. When girls enter a party that is filled with females.
Girl One: "Hey you ready for the party?"
Girl Two: "No Sandra just texted me and said it was a total taco tornado"
by thedude7114 October 16, 2012
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the toronto

A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.

It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.

The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
Me and four hosers got into the Toronto last night, and now it burns when I pee.
by The iron horse May 31, 2016
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Warm tornado

When You give a women a cow-girl and she farts on your balls
Last night Karen gave me the warm tornado bro
by Milk it June 1, 2022
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