flat-topped

Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.

You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.

by Ming64 March 28, 2018

Toppen

Toppen is everyone except people named Jakob

Hey, Tobias is on Toppen and Jakob is not.

by Din mor er grim Jakob March 14, 2022

toppie

South African English slang for 'old man'.

My toppie bought me this car.

by LG_SA December 26, 2010

zoe topper

Another term for an ‘AirPod’ often used in sentences in which ‘AirPod seems unfit.

“Have you seen zoe topper?”

“Oh the AirPod over there?”

by User3338 June 15, 2021

Topper

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic outcome. They've done everything you have, only more often... and better than you.

You: I got to meet Engelbert Humperdinck before the concert and I got his autograph.

Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.

You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.

Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!

by VCM1973 October 20, 2010

Glossy taco (topcoat)

Topcoat on your nail art to make it look shiny

Simplynailogical on youtube Glossy taco (topcoat) ^ she will tell you

by Hieelo August 6, 2017

topboob

topboob is that bit of boob that you can basically see every time a girl is wearing something that shows off a bit of cleavage, a poor man's sideboob or/and underboob.

Oh. Oh well, topboob is topboob.

by beeeeeeeees June 21, 2011