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topper guild is veshremy's boyfriend
by sniffxy April 12, 2023
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water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"
A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.
by Mountain Club September 10, 2009
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Toppa

Toppa: This is also used by highly intellectuals they typically hold there index finger upwards as a way of showing how gangsta they’re . Toppa meaning the best of or the best . They’re are usually absolute machines and don’t hesitate to slap the local lollypop lady with a naan bread
Lewis: How’s yah sex life going pal
Jake: Scranned this lasses minge it was toppa!
Lewis: Toppa that like!
by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
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muffin topper

The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.
May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper
by furiousgnu April 9, 2009
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topper

a person, who after hearing a story, responds with one of their own which is intended to belittle or "top" the previous one. usually, toppper's stories are complete and utter fabrications of their limited immaginations. extreme toppers actually believe their own impossible lies, and fantasize about their mothers.
c'mon, you don't need an example, we all know people like this.
by lungpig June 18, 2003
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Birthday Cake Topper

When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.
One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.
by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010
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topiary

1) Topiary is the art of creating sculptures using clipped trees, shrubs and bushes

2) Well presented and trimmed pubic hair
Pete - I like your Brazilian

Sarah - Yeah, I'm pleased with my topiary skills
by crayfish29 October 22, 2007
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