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Tootsie Roll Mustache

(noun) Fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing anal cunnilingus (Often in the form of a Tootsie Roll Canoli)
Bieber was giving me some good Tootsie Roll Canoli and I gave him a little Tootsie Roll Mustache in return.
by admirallenny November 6, 2014
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Tootsie Roll Stroll

noun.

1. During sexual intercourse, the moment when the man's penis slips out of the woman's vagina and passes against the anus. He proceeds to slide it in without any objection. He is now performing anal sex, & strolling down her brown hole.

2. Casual anal sex
Trevor: Man, had a really great night with my girlfriend last night.

Alex: Sounds lame, Trev.

Trevor: No, dude. She finally take that Tootsie Roll Stroll.

Alex: Damn, T. Great night indeed!
by maximillion September 3, 2013
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Tootsie Roll in the Valley

When your partner is on her back and you're titty fucking her, you accidentally shit on her stomach.
I was TF'in my girl last night and straining to get a nut when I accidentally left a tootsie roll in the valley.
by Thaddeus Q. Wellington June 5, 2005
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mexican tootsie roll

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone
man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll
by trav1234 February 24, 2010
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Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.
Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!
by undertowpull December 16, 2011
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musty tootsie roll

A person who doesn't hygiene well while and always smells musty and funky. They attempt to hide their smell by using Axe Chocolate body spray giving them a musty chocolate smell.
Austin : "Yo I ran into this guy at the gym, he was smelling like a Musty Tootsie Roll"
Tyler : "Wtf is a musty Tootsie Roll?"
Austin : "Its a person who's always smelling funky and musty with like a hint of chocolate"
by Totes Goatz September 21, 2017
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