Toobin

To be your own Chief of Staff
To conduct your own polling

With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.

by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen

The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.

by Moonstanders October 19, 2020

TOOBIN

Toobin: masturbating in front of large audience... preferably on line(zoom)

Dude... I was on zoom with my homies and forgot I left my camera on. They totally caught me TOOBIN!

by Fischhead October 19, 2020

Toobin

Shameless masturbation, especially when on a Zoom call with colleagues. Bonus points- stroking your meat while on the clock.

“What’s up brah?!”

“Not much just Toobin it”

by No.1_2U October 19, 2020

Toobin

Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.

"Hey, Frank! Can you stop being a Toobin and stop talking over Amanda?"

by fabulogue October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a work Zoom meeting. Named after CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin, who got caught jerking off with his camera on during Zoom call with the New Yorker.

That call was so boring I had to pull a Toobin just to make it interesting.

by Monticello15 October 19, 2020