totomorrow

<noun> The day after tomorrow. Synonym for overmorrow but is better in every way.

Greg: "Hey are you open today?"
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*

by Wormcake October 27, 2018

TomTord

An amazing gay ship using characters named Tom and Tord from a popular show on YouTube titled 'Eddsworld', that sadly ended last year. AKA my OTP. It's the most popular Eddsworld ship on the internet, most likely because Tom and Tord hate each other. Some of the fans think that it is an abusive ship, probably because they hate each other as well, and also tried to kill each other. (I don't fucking care though, it's my OTP)

Me: "Hey Cali, do you want to do a TomTord ship game?"
Cali: "Fuck yeah bitch let's do it!"

by IvebeenSHATTERED December 6, 2017

Tomomo

A crappy mary sue artist who rapes cannon characters and majorly sucks ass.

"Some girl at that con spit at me. She was such a Tomomo"

by JDFHidojfoifjdlwjiJOIXSJDJDKsu April 26, 2009

Tom Tom

A acronym for a Thompson SubMachine Gun, otherwise known as a Tommy Gun. Used in the Nicki Minaj single, "Massive Attack" in reference to 'attacking' the modern music industry with 'destructive' and catchy songs.

"We've got tom toms over here, bigger than a monster." -Nicki Minaj

by Evangelion0014 April 9, 2010

Tomatometer

The ratings scale of Rotten Tomatoes that measures the percentage of (approved) movie critics who gave the movie a positive review.

"Iron Man" scored a 93% on the Tomatometer, but only had a user rating of 91%.

by AdmiralPercy May 6, 2015

tomtoolery

Toolish or stupid behavior.

I can't believe I allowed myself to be involved in such tomtoolery.

by Davewcmg July 15, 2014

Tom-Tom-Longhammer

Tom-Tom-Longhammer is a slang term that denotes a man who is slightly cross-eyed, with pigeon feet and tall in stature (over 6ft 3in), yet, between his legs hangs an enormous penis, called a Longhammer. The prefix of this compound word originates from the idea that if said person was a Native American, his tribal name would be Tom-Tom. It is not unusual for a Tom-Tom-Longhammer to be exceptionally well endowed--often resembling a deformed cucumber whose nutrient source during gestational timeframes was a synthesized form of growth hormone that is currently banned in most countries except North Korea where it is used for artificial excess growth in vegetable production. This uniquely sized penis is also used a counter weight that swings to and fro, like a pendulum, neutralizing the opposing motion created by the large anatomically incorrect pigeon feet. It has been said that a Tom-Tom-Longhammer is the most loyal person you will ever meet. He is generous and kind, albeit awkward in nearly all social settings due to his enormous wanker. When a Tom-Tom-Longhammer gets angry, he immediately and instinctively takes off all of his cloths and begins to violently masturbate while going completely crosseyed. It is best to maintain a safe distance from a Tom-Tom-Longhammer when he feels threatened.

Damn, bro, look at that big pigeon looking motherfucker, I bet that homie is a fucking Tom-Tom-Longhammer!

by MalibuRecon May 21, 2018