Tom Brady

While in the process of taking a shit starting to jerk off using the shit as lube. Usually done by homosexuals.

Adam decided to do a pre-game Tom Brady before his soccer game.

by JayT12 February 01, 2010

Tom Brady

The faggot that doesn't deserve his rings.

"Hey you see that faggot?"
"Yea! Its Tom Brady!"

by Alaboof December 16, 2019

Tom Brady

Overrated quarterback who hasn't won a SuperBowl or got close in 5 years. Pads his stats against deflated defenses and then gets raped by teams like the Browns. Tom Brady is not that good and blames all his atrocious play on injuries.

Did you Tom Brady get raped by the Browns? The freaking Browns!!!!!!

by Packersdabest January 20, 2011

Tom Brady

Quarterback for the New England Patriots, he's a decent player. Like the rest of the team, he puts up pretty good numbers but nothing fantastic. He is not one of the best QB's in football; he just happens to QB the best team in football.

Peyton Manning > Tom Brady
Donovan McNabb > Tom Brady
Daunte Culpepper > Tom Brady
Brett Favre > Tom Brady
Trent Green > Tom Brady
Michael Vick > Tom Brady
Ben Roethlisberger > Tom Brady
Byron Leftwich > Tom Brady

by ThatsBriskBaby September 03, 2005

Tom Brady

One of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. Doesn't put up the best numbers, but completely steps his game up when he needs to. One of the most clutch quarterbacks in history.

Tom Brady is so clutch, he has never lost a postseason game!!

by redsox06 January 01, 2006

tom Brady

The best quarterback in nfl history, but a bunch of fucks think he sucks because he has good recivers and they say peyton manning is better but he has had good recievers all his carier. Tom Brady won 3 with crappy recivers he is a beast face it and the colts suck

Hey look over there its tom brady the best qb ever

by pats fan 69 November 05, 2009

tom brady

when you're goin' balls deep.

male: ask me who i am?
female: who are you?
male: Tom Brady!
female: why tom brady?
male: cause i go deep!

by dodi May 10, 2008