Jam Toes

Some one who keeps putting their foot in things but doesn't mean too.

Guy 1 - 'Guys, my Grandma just died...'
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(

by Girlavecglasses August 22, 2011

toe jam

a flavour jam that between the toes that is brown.

Rumours say elena eats pie toe jam everyday, she chucks it into the incinerator and throw some salt for good measure.

by eipxanele December 17, 2021

Toe Jam

The "Toe Jam" is a maneuver in which a man ejaculates into the sheets on the foot of someone's bed with the intent of covering the victim's toes in semen.

"Shut up dude, this Toe Jam setup would go faster if you weren't watching me."

by Savantic May 21, 2020

Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious

Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.

by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

toe cum jam

the white shit in between your toes when you get jizz on your feet and it gets in your toe jam

Ah fuck i ate my toe cum jam before its ripe

by zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuiklopzaqw April 6, 2021

Toe Jam Slam

The act of sucking your partners toes whilst aggressively pulling their cock.

"Stacy gave me the best Toe Jam Slam last night!"

by BonglordBen November 4, 2023