romney

vomit

I was so nauseated by the list of candidates that I wanted to romney all over my ballot.

by Bob Rush October 15, 2008

Romney

A new measure of time. It's defined as the three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to it's opposite.

"Oh my God, we've been in this fucking car for two and a half Romney's now! I need to pee!" -John Stewart

by NiCK ONe X1 May 30, 2012

romney

The bloody gobs of endometrial tissue that sometimes come out with a woman's period.

"Eww, those little blobs of romney are so disgusting!"

by feministhulk August 16, 2011

to Romney

To defecate in terror

To Romney - What Mitt Romney's dog Seamus did. He was being transported in a cage on the roof of the Romney's car on a long drive to Canada. When brown ooze began running down the side of the car, Romney hosed down the dog and the car and replaced Seamus on the roof.

by FulhamBoy27 January 27, 2012

romney

The stain left behind when a person has relieved himself of a deep anal itch. Related words: prospecting and mitt

Dude you're full of shit. Literally theres a romney spread across the back of your long johns.

by Tommy Longjohn March 11, 2012

romney

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.

I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash.

by gnostic1 November 7, 2012

Romney

A Joint of High Grade Marijuana

"Hey man did you bring the Romney?"

"Ya man. That shit is dope."

by Diatommy554 January 26, 2012