This white paint has Titanium Dioxide in it!
by jzeee August 03, 2017
God's calculator. Most of the questions of the SATs that require solving for variables or solving trigonometric identities can be solved by simply plugging them in to this beast of calculator.
John: "Hey Randall, what did you get on the math section of the SATs?"
Randall: "Oh, just an 800"
John: "800?!?! Didn't you get a 550 last time?"
Randall: "That was before I got my TI-89 Titanium!"
Randall: "Oh, just an 800"
John: "800?!?! Didn't you get a 550 last time?"
Randall: "That was before I got my TI-89 Titanium!"
by Randwulf October 06, 2009
An upgraded version of the TI-89 released by Texas Instruments in 2004. Features a new mini-USB port and 2.7 megabytes of flash ROM.
n00b: lol, check out my hip TI-89! I have 6 games on it! I am cool!
1337 h4x0r: stfu n00b, I have a titanium, I have 50 games.
1337 h4x0r: stfu n00b, I have a titanium, I have 50 games.
by asdfadfasdf July 26, 2005
A high-performance calculator made by Texas Instruments. With a computer algebra system, it can evaluate algebraic expressions symbolically, rather than just giving a number answer; and is therefore much more powerful and difficult to use than the TI-84, the common graphing calculator used by high school and college students alike.
"Hey, Jack, where's your TI-84?"
"OH, I left it in the trash can. Check out this great TI-89 Titanium I just got! I won't even have to know how to do math anymore!"
"OH, I left it in the trash can. Check out this great TI-89 Titanium I just got! I won't even have to know how to do math anymore!"
by dAzzlr August 22, 2009
A device that qualifies colleges for free stuff: By stating that students are required to purchase the TI-89 Titanium on their syllabi, colleges are qualified for free equipment and emulator software from Texas Instruments. (from department minutes)
This device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math class with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.
This device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math class with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.
Dean's secretary: Hey, you didn't put on your syllabus that you require the TI-89 Titanium.
(Dean walks in.)
Instructor: That's right. Doesn't it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?
Dean: No, not at all.
(Dean walks in.)
Instructor: That's right. Doesn't it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?
Dean: No, not at all.
by dpotto October 23, 2007
A fish-shaped rocket built from high-grade titanium. Occasionally comes in colors; usually green. Also used as a response to a question you don't know the proper answer to.
by Not A God October 31, 2003
A lesbian who was married into a MOM (multiple orientation marriage) to one man for at least 10 years due to family, or social pressure but has returned permanently to her true sexual orientation.
Unlike platinum, gold, and silver metals which are soft and "pure"... Titanium, one of the strongest metals and having one of the highest melting points is reserved for those that, yes, making the mistake of giving into family and or social pressure to marry into a heterosexual marriage, return to their true sexual orientation and stay true the rest of their lives.
Often, many titanium stars are very emotionally strong due to having endured a MOM, divorce and reestablishment into the LGBT community.
A title of honor.
Unlike platinum, gold, and silver metals which are soft and "pure"... Titanium, one of the strongest metals and having one of the highest melting points is reserved for those that, yes, making the mistake of giving into family and or social pressure to marry into a heterosexual marriage, return to their true sexual orientation and stay true the rest of their lives.
Often, many titanium stars are very emotionally strong due to having endured a MOM, divorce and reestablishment into the LGBT community.
A title of honor.
Cindy's gay?! She was married to Danny for 12 years! What is she bisexual or something?
Friend: no, she's a Titanium star Lesbian
Friend: no, she's a Titanium star Lesbian
by Furbabymomma May 26, 2016