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Touching tips

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."
by Fromundo June 20, 2016
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tit tips

A Woman's use of a technique used in cocktail waitressing to get more tips. Tit tips involves the accentuation of the cocktail waitresses breasts.
I got mad tit tips tonight because of my new bra.
by Kitty Kat Mam January 13, 2011
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carolina tips

When two men with boners run at each other and try and poke the other man. No hands are to be used. First one to poke the other man wins the game of Carolina tips.
Hey little boy, you want to play a game with Carolina tips?
Hey! Do you want to play a game of Carolina tips with my dad and I?
by XXpoonslayer6969XX February 19, 2015
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smash tips

The ultimate masculine celebratory gesture. When two guys semi-aggressively touch the tips of their penises together.
After the game, Johnny and I were so happy that we won, we decided to smash tips in the locker room!
by PhilthyFeltcher May 18, 2018
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Linus Tech Tips

The man who's always able to squeeze in his sponsors at the perfect time in the video.
Linus Tech Tips: "But this video is about the ten reasons you guys love your Macs, and, with the kind of response that we got from our community, Apple clearly has been doing something right for so many of you to want to purchase their products..."

Linus two seconds later: "Speaking of doing something, right? You know what's a good thing to do, that's right? If you're a small business owner, get FreshBooks."
by AKAREEEEE March 16, 2020
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thanks tips

A sarcastic reply to someone's pointless, obvious statement. Can be said with varying degrees of snark or nastiness, depending on situation

Origin uncertain. May come from the 'helpful tips' supplied by computer programs and similar.
Lucy walks in out of the rain, soaked to the skin.
Dennis: Wow, you're soaking wet!
Lucy: Thanks tips! I hadn't noticed even though my hair is dripping all over your floor!
by StalkerTime January 28, 2009
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Whistle Tips

A quick and discrete addition to any muffler, the whistle tip is welded inside the muffler to produce an ear drum piercing noise upon acceleration in a car. This noise can be heard for nearly a mile. A recent craze started on the sreets of Oakland by Bubb Rubb (see definition), often described an going "woo-woo."
Nearly every muffler shop in Oakland is now installing whistle tips in a recent fad started ion the streets.
by Dredogeast October 22, 2003
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