timethief

From sales: Someone who will call, email, text, and then call again to determine the parameters of your product or service, only to pick it apart, find the problems and challenges with it, and even go as far as find online complaints about you, your product, or your service...all the while never really intending to close real business with you.

This individual will likely want to schedule conference calls, meetings, or other circle jerk media to ensure even MORE of their friends can hear or see you flop around on the pier like a fish out of water.

Best strategy - DELETE BUTTON!!!

"Hey Tim - Mrs. Jones just called..." "Yeah - I know - she's a total timethief"

See also: time waster, schlub, schmuck, poor execution

by closer1234 October 15, 2011

Omega Timeline

This is part of the Undertale multiverse. This is a mostly white timeline originally void of life until discovered by Core-Frisk and made into a home for Genocide survivors and random characters from different AU's. The only way to enter it is through the thought of going to the timeline.

"Hey have you been to the Omega Timeline? Its really nice there."

by iStarOnline July 30, 2016

dank timeline

The best of the happenings.

"Hey Barack, why don't you bring in $65K worth of Hot Dogs?? It'll go great with this walnut sauce! Dank timeline, here we cum..."

by Peter Plopper January 18, 2017

Dating Timeline

what you use in your head to figure out when you and your bf/gf will hit each base.

according to my dating timeline, i'll probably f**k him in a month or two.

by elliebellie2323 August 19, 2011

Timehin

an extremely conceited person who thinks the most important things he says are about him.

Friend: oh, i just broke my arm yesterday
Timehin: man I remember one time I broke my blender and I couldn't make my smoothies.
I was so sad but you know that didn't stop me from drinking something else that was "fruity"..if you know what i mean.

by TlkRealSht August 4, 2008

Timelined

Having your Facebook account converted over to the new and "improved" facebook timeline feature. This can be either be intentional by the user or a complete screw job from Facebook. This can have the unintended consequence of leaving you Feature Fucked by making pictures of you drunk in college readily accessible on your front page.

Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!

I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!

I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.

by FreeColdBeer October 23, 2012

TimeChina

The state of being awake or working at the opposite hours as somebody, normally causing social scheduling conflicts.

Sorry man, I can't hang out tonight; I start work at 8:00.

Damn dude, I get off at 6:00. You're in my TimeChina.

by DangerDiablo January 10, 2020