Tibenorous

A man-sized dinosaur who plays a keyboard (or other annoying electronic instrument) in an attempt to bond with the other dinosaurs, who are blatantly cooler than him. Unfortunately, the Tibenorous only eats pony shaped foods (mainly potatoes carved into the aforementioned shape), making it repulsive to the other dinosaurs.
In effect, anybody trying to claw their way up the social ladder can be compared to a Tibenorous.

Nerd: Hey Cassandra, I just bought a new battling robot. Would you like to come and see it?

*Nerd secretly jizzes in pants at mention of robots*

Cheerleader (to other cheerleader friends): OMG! He is such a friggin' Tibenorous! I literally want to cut myself right now. This is more painful than when Paul donkey punched me last night...

by JellyfishLicker April 27, 2012

Tiến Đạt

definition for a fucking dumbass in the country Vietnam

Me: Isn't 1+2 = 4
John: I can't believe you're becoming one of those Tiến Đạt s,.. fucking loser

by harvey elliot March 23, 2022

Apps-tinence

When a couple's sex life ends because one or more members has just gotten an iPhone.

I need to get laid, every since my girlfriend got her new iphone we have been practicing apps-tinence.

by mj19852012 January 17, 2012

taken to the cleaners

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment

i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

tekena

A boy that is nice make lots of friend. his full name mean god answer prayer 🙏

Tekena walking down the street

by Wit_water123 March 20, 2017

token dude dick

DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.

Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche”
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”

by bipolarspacestonerbitch May 25, 2018

token spotting

like train spotting but you're not trying to spot trains, you spot the token's in groups of people. Can be any token i.e. Black guy, gay guy, homosexual, tranvestite, white guy, indian etc etc etc.

When you spot one you get 2 points. Player with most points wins

A really good game to play with a mate in a busy area.

Jordan: Dude, James totally beat Tom at Token spotting.
James: I know

by keylikesfood December 16, 2006