tiddlywinks

a pet name for children
commonly used by 40 year old British men :)

Mr Smith: "Ok, tiddlywinks, you can go to lunch now!"
Tiddlywinks: "Thanks, Mr Smithhhhh"

by orangejoocecult October 25, 2020

Tiddlywinkle

Representing a unimaginably small amount/size

“You’re a fucking retard!”

“Maybe a tiddlywinkle.”

by Psychopathic Retard February 9, 2024