Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2015

porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

by Ryan April 22, 2007

Bone Throne

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Bone Throne.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

Cum Throne

The seat or area where you cum the most. Most likely by a computer or bedside.

When I missed school last week I sat on my cum throne all day.

Don't sit there that's my cum throne!

by Crunk Magnum March 27, 2009

Ruling the throne

taking a dump,pooping,taking a shit,losing weight.

I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.

by MIZZY06 January 22, 2009

Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll May 17, 2007

Nolan Throne

A person who is good at choking. And always comes up short.

That kid is a real Nolan Throne!

by lil sas February 23, 2017