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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Thoting

She started thoting the moment we broke up!
by HASH!# May 29, 2018
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rootin tootin chicken-shootin

when you take out your partner's cock and you spray it with air freshener until it smells good
Hey, y'all ready for some rootin tootin chicken-shootin?
by Yeet yeet esketeet March 10, 2019
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plottin' and thottin'

when a classy young female decides to plot her rare moment in time to thot. sometimes plottin' and thottin' can take place between two friends. one classy young female will plot while the other classy young female ends up being a thot.
are we going plottin' and thottin'? remember that one time i plotted while you thotted? you took one for the team sis.
by classy thot October 14, 2018
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tootin season

when everybody have sex
a certain period of time!

when a lot of people are gettin it in!
Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.

hahaha
by shortyonion May 1, 2008
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J-TOTin'

Guy: Hey wanna have sex
Girl:No
Guy: sorry, Just J-TOTin' it
by Mario Joseph D. April 27, 2008
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thoin

Thoin, n.: that really awkward area where the thigh ends and the groin begins. Often used as a meter of the appropriateness of clothing, i.e., shorts/skirts that show thigh are considered "appropriate"; shorts/skirts that show thoin are not.
Dude, those are really awkward holes in your jeans; I can see WAY too much thoin.
by maianess May 14, 2009
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