thirsties

Singular: Thirsty

Plural: A group of men or women desperately trying to get the attention, admiration, or love of a member of the opposite sex.

Answering machine message:

"Hello. You have reached Lola. I am not home. But for all of you THIRSTIES out there, leave me a message and I'll call you back."

by Khari Shabazz December 23, 2009

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Thirsty

To want ass/dick so bad that one would go to the extreme to get said ass/dick. Usually the non contagious disease of thirst is found in females but it can also be found in men. Thirsty men are known to masturbate A LOT. Though this disease is not contagious, do not and I say DO NOT interact with thirsty bitches/manwhores.

Ben: I would run through the Sahara Desert, get stung by 14,562 bees simutaniously, fight off Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Shaq all at the same time, drive a bike with one wheel through Compton naked without any clothes nor means of protection, lick a sweaty ass donkey's pussy out, fuck a 74 year old woman who has herpes, and get my penis pierced in 17 different places just to have a 1 in 32,466,244,354,845 chance of breathing in a single air molecule that has touched your beautiful lips that I would love to lick so hard right now.

Girl: Dang bitch, thirsty…or naaaaww?

by A mothafuckkin starfish April 05, 2014

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Thirsty

To crave attention.
Trying to talk to the opposite sex (most likely)

Like if a girl/guy like someone they try wayyy to hard to talk to them when the person isn't giving them the time of day

damn why he so thirsty..he's always in my inbox trying to talk to me,like can't he see that I don't want him !

by nainai16 July 09, 2012

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