third-floored

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.

*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"

by clearing up December 7, 2009

Third degree tear

A large tear recieved during childbirth. often reffered to as a wizards sleeve. It can be very traumatic to the vaginal region if not treated straight away. some scarring does occur and can re-tear if a big throbbing fellow is recieved.

friend.. "how was it?"
sam..."it was fine i only got a third degree tear"
friend..."woah he tore you good"

by Alfredo Griffin December 14, 2010

third grade

When hell really starts to break loose

"My son dropped out of third grade"

by Three ducks in trenchcoat April 20, 2018

Third arm

a cooler way of saying penis

use my third arm - pantera

by UrbanMaster234 February 23, 2020

Third Party Embarrassment

Third party embarrassment is similar to second hand embarrassment. However, the third party does not witness the embarrassing act. The second person tranfers the embarrassment to the third party via communication ie: phone,text,email or in person after the initial act of embarrassment has taken place.

Guy 1: While giving a speech during a meeting at work farts really loud

Guy 2: a co worker also in the meeting experiences second hand embarrassment for guy 1.
Guy 2: shortly after the meeting, tells another coworker what happened during his meeting who was not present.
Guy 3: experiences third party emabarrassment.

Please note:

For third party Embarrassment to happen, Second Hand Embarrassment must occur before hand.

by E$BaGz August 6, 2011

Saints Row: The Third

Saints Row: The Third, also known as Saints Row 3, SRTT or SR3, is an action-adventure open world video game developed by Volition, Inc. and published by THQ. It was released on November 15, 2011 in Australia and North America, and was released on November 18, 2011 in Europe for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.5 It is the third title in the Saints Row series, after the release of Saints Row 2 in 2008. As in Saints Row 2, the player controls the leader of the Third Street Saints. The game world is the fictional city of Steelport, and the story focuses on the urban gang war between the Saints and The Syndicate, a rival criminal group. Saints Row: The Third retains the blend of an action-adventure in an open world, urban warfare format that is traditional in the Saints Row series. The player, as the leader of the Third Street Saints, can explore the new city of Steelport, performing main missions that progress the game's story, and side missions. These side missions include Activities, minigames, Strongholds, rival gang bases that can be taken over to control a section of Steelport and Flashpoints, on-the-spot gang warfare.

Saints Row: The Third is Badass.

by sr3mothafucka March 9, 2012

Third on

The state of the Penis which is not quite a Semi, but definitely not completely flaccid.

'Third on' - Literately a third of the way through the erection stage.

"Dude, she's almost hot, I've kinda got a third on going on!"

"Wow that was an long drive, I've got a third on 'cause of the chaffage.

by funkymunkey101 March 15, 2009