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Conspiracy theorist: "Vaccines cause autism! Liberals are putting things in the water to make the freakin frogs gay!"

Normal person: "Shut the fuck up you moron."
by see.bee May 1, 2021
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They are the biggest wack jobs in the world. They believe and come up with some of the most absurd conspiracy theories ever.

Having a reasonable debate with these lunatics will get you no where.

If you disagree with or question anything they say, Looney Conspiracy Theorists will call you a dis-info agent who is working with the PTB.
Examples of theories that Looney Conspiracy Theorists come up with:

-The New World Order Conspiracy
-Swine Flu Vaccine has micro chips in them
-The Illuminati Conspiracy
-Chemtrails
-Reptile extraterrestrials running the US government

-No planes crashed into the WTC buildings on September 11, 2001
-Planet X
-Fluoride is put in our drinking water so that the government can dumb us down and destroy half of the population.

And other nonsense! There are tons of sites on the interwebs where many Looney conspiracy theorists dwell.
by Striker122 January 4, 2010
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The FNaF Theorists is a discord server centered around fnaf and well theorizing. It is the best server for Fnaf. You can join it at disboard or top.gg by looking up “fnaf”.
Man, have you heard that awesome discord server, FNaF theorists?
by Alexthom May 13, 2020
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Conspiracy Theorist

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Children trying to be edgy by saying different than what a majority of people are saying. Usually they try to sound smart by making up bullshit.
Conspiracy Theorist :Obama is actually an alien from the planet Xneorb who is going to attack Mexico on August 12th 2011. I have no proof to back this up so I'm just going call anyone who disagrees with me an ignorant sheep.
by Lunarlamb June 30, 2011
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Derived by the government as double speak to use to discredit truth sayers.
Conspiracy: plotting in secret
Theory: a 98% likelihood deemed by peer review of a hypothesis after trials.

Used a for its opposite meaning, this double speak term is alludes to greater attack on the targets validity of all thought while no proof is shown.

I.e. alex jones whose been correct in 2018 about the bioloical epidemics UN stated would be unleashed to create a global police state is just a conspiracy theory.

As we see here AJ was right, but this term is used to insinuate it as a myth
If they find proof of your plotting of a crime just call them a conspiracy theorist and low power people will accept this as they do referring to it as trivial.
by cheezychi July 25, 2021
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Pseudo intellectuals who say what the minority of people say to appear as smart.
Conspiracy theorist: The earth is flat! NASA's a lie. Covid is a plandemic, science is a hoax! Wake up sheeple!
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Anyone after 2022 (more likely anyone after 1963) who still believes the FBI does not conspire
hey dude, you really think the FBI/Twitter relationship was a nothingberger situation normal? You're an FBI theorist!
by Andymul January 1, 2023
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