saigon headache

When a Caucasian person (usually male) likes a person of Asian descent (usually female); as used by MadTV alum Will Sasso.

See also yellow fever.

Teen 1: Man, that Lucy Lui is so hot.
Teen 2: (singing to the tune of Stevie Wonders' 'Jungle Fever') You've got Saigon Headache/I've got Saigon Headache/We've got Saigon Headache!
Teen 1: ...okay then

by crazytown March 29, 2007

boner headache

When an erection causes severe head pains due to loss of blood from the head. Usually caused by abnormally large penises.

Woah woman! Calm down you just gave me the worst boner headache!

by aboutwill May 14, 2010

headache

An adverse side effect of staring at a computer monitor eight hours a day, five days a week.

I abhor headaches; they suck.

by Dr Fruitcake July 21, 2004

Pulsing headache

a pulsing headache is when you and a friend try to convince someone to give you what you want with the excuse of a pulsing headache.

carmine: Mr.Wilson me and Jenni have a pulsing headache you should give us some water.

by the.pulsing.headache.girl June 20, 2019

grown-up headache

A hangover. Commonly used when speaking to children or the mentally differentiated.

Mommy can't drive your friends to school, she has a grown-up headache.

by D. Fox January 5, 2010

Nickelback headache

A type of excruciating pain affecting the entire head for several hours after listening to a selection of tracks from the derivative Canadian schlock-rock band, Nickelback.

Note: The headache can develop into a full bodyache if the person continues to subject himself to aural torture.

Possible side effects include: shopping at Wal-Mart, driving a Hummer or pickup track, loss of vision, loss of sex drive, alcoholism, and a possible desire to listen to the same song over and over and over again.

"I was driving, on my way to work, but I had to pull over and call in sick...another damn Nickelback headache..."

"At first, I thought that Staind was playing, but by the time I realized my error, it was too late, the intense throbbing and anal leakage had already begun"

by BallBusta9000 December 23, 2008

Headache

The sometimes dull or searing ache/pain that can persist through the side, front or back of your head. Headaches are random but can be caused by various things, e.g., people yapping in your ear, stress or an annoyance or exposure from a machine, animal or human nearby. The only ways to cure a headache or migraine are rest, fluids and headache pills.

Ugh, that Science test yesterday gave me such a HEADACHE!

John, could you please shut up? You're giving me a headache.

by The Oddly Moustached Cat April 6, 2010