The 8 year rule

The 8 year rule is when you can date your friend's ex but only after 8 years

Cain is dating his best friends former love but it’s ok because he is following the 8 year rule .

by Realniggawiz February 14, 2021

The 8 Axes of the Science Spectrum

The most detailed model yet, adding dimensions of temporality and scope. Axis 1: Pure-Applied. Axis 2: Hard-Soft. Axis 3: Consensus-Stable vs. Emerging. Axis 4: Value-Laden vs. Neutral. Axis 5: Reductionist-Holistic. Axis 6: Quantitative-Qualitative. Axis 7: Experimental-Observational (manipulating variables vs. studying natural variation). Axis 8: Universal-Contextual (laws that apply everywhere vs. knowledge tied to specific contexts). These eight axes create 256 potential science-types, mapping the full diversity of scientific practice. Astronomy is observational, universal, hard, pure. Ethnography is observational, contextual, soft, qualitative. Climate science is mixed on nearly every axis. The 8 Axes demonstrate that methodological wars often stem from unrecognized differences in axis positions.

The 8 Axes of the Science Spectrum "Physics envy is when softer sciences wish they were harder. The 8 Axes show why that's misplaced: you're on different coordinates entirely. Ethnography can't be experimental because its phenomena don't survive lab conditions. Climate science can't be purely observational because the future isn't here yet. Different axes, different methods, different sciences."

by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026

The 8 Axes of the Technology Spectrum

A detailed model adding dimensions of temporality and relationship to human skill. Axis 1: Hard-Soft. Axis 2: Consumer-Industrial. Axis 3: Enabling-Replacing. Axis 4: Transparent-Opaque. Axis 5: Centralized-Distributed. Axis 6: Sustainable-Exploitative. Axis 7: Ephemeral-Durable (designed to break vs. built to last). Axis 8: Deskilling-Reskilling (makes humans less capable vs. develops new capabilities). These eight axes create 256 technology-types, mapping the full diversity of human tool-making. Planned obsolescence places a technology on the ephemeral end. Craft tools are durable and reskilling. Digital platforms are often ephemeral (by design) and deskilling (automating expertise). The 8 Axes demonstrate that technological criticism requires multidimensional analysis.

The 8 Axes of the Technology Spectrum "You blame social media for making people stupid. The 8 Axes refine that: social media is soft, consumer, replacing (of attention), opaque, centralized, exploitative, ephemeral (by design), deskilling. That's not one problem—it's eight. Fixing it means addressing all eight axes, not just one. Technology critique requires technology literacy."

by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026

The 8 Axes of the Progress Spectrum

A detailed model adding dimensions of temporality and distribution. Axis 1: Material-Moral. Axis 2: Individual-Collective. Axis 3: Linear-Cyclical. Axis 4: Absolute-Relative. Axis 5: Intended-Unintended. Axis 6: Reversible-Irreversible. Axis 7: Fast-Slow (rapid transformation vs. gradual change). Axis 8: Concentrated-Diffuse (progress accrues to few vs. spreads to many). These eight axes create 256 progress-types, mapping the full complexity of human advancement. The Green Revolution was material, collective, linear, absolute (in yield), intended, reversible (soil depletion), fast, concentrated (big farms benefited most). The internet was material and moral mixed, individual and collective, linear in some ways cyclical in others, absolute and relative, largely unintended, probably irreversible, extremely fast, initially diffuse then concentrated.

The 8 Axes of the Progress Spectrum "Everyone celebrates technological progress, but the 8 Axes ask: what kind? Fast? Yes. Diffuse? Initially, now no. Reversible? Probably not. Intended? Not really. Moral? Debatable. You can't just say 'progress'—you have to specify all eight axes, or you're not really talking about progress, you're talking about change."

by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026

The 8 Axes of the Epistemology Spectrum

A detailed model adding dimensions of certainty and scope. Axis 1: Rationalism-Empiricism. Axis 2: Foundationalism-Coherentism. Axis 3: Internalism-Externalism. Axis 4: Individualism-Socialism. Axis 5: A Priori-A Posteriori. Axis 6: Analytic-Synthetic. Axis 7: Certainty-Fallibilism (knowledge requires certainty vs. knowledge can be uncertain but still knowledge). Axis 8: Universal-Particular (knowledge of general laws vs. knowledge of specific facts). These eight axes create 256 epistemological positions, mapping the full complexity of human knowing. Scientific laws aim for universal, fallibilist, a posteriori, synthetic knowledge. Historical events are particular, fallibilist, a posteriori, synthetic. Mathematical truths aim for universal, certain (in some views), a priori, analytic. The 8 Axes demonstrate that epistemology isn't a monolith—it's a multidimensional space where different kinds of knowing occupy different coordinates.

The 8 Axes of the Epistemology Spectrum "You say knowledge requires certainty. That's one position on axis 7. But most scientists are fallibilists—they know their knowledge could be wrong, and they call it knowledge anyway. The 8 Axes show you're not more rigorous—you're just on a different axis. Fallibilism isn't weakness; it's a different epistemology for a different kind of knowing."

by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026

The 8 Axes of the Pseudoscience Spectrum

A detailed model adding dimensions of community structure and relationship to authority. Axis 1: Methodological Soundness. Axis 2: Progressive-Stagnant. Axis 3: Falsifiability-Unfalsifiability. Axis 4: Engagement-Ignorance. Axis 5: Motivated-Ingenuous. Axis 6: Explanatory-Ad Hoc. Axis 7: Community-Solitary (has its own pseudo-academic institutions vs. lone geniuses with no community). Axis 8: Authority-Evidence (appeals to ancient wisdom/gurus vs. appeals to evidence). These eight axes create 256 positions. Homeopathy has its own journals (community), appeals to "like cures like" (authority), and fails on all previous axes. The 8 Axes demonstrate that pseudoscience is a multidimensional phenomenon that mimics science's social structures while violating its core norms.

The 8 Axes of the Pseudoscience Spectrum "Creation science has journals and conferences—so it must be science, right? The 8 Axes show why that fails: community structure (axis 7) is present, but it fails on method, progress, falsifiability, engagement, motivation, explanation, and appeals to authority. One axis doesn't save the other seven. Mimicking science isn't the same as doing it."

by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026

The 8 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum

A detailed model adding dimensions of practitioner community and relationship to science. Axis 1: Testable-Untestable. Axis 2: Compatible-Incompatible. Axis 3: Experiential-Experimental. Axis 4: Subjective-Objective. Axis 5: Explained-Mysterious. Axis 6: Traditional-Novel. Axis 7: Insiders-Outsiders (studied by believers vs. studied by skeptics). Axis 8: Integrative-Separatist (seeks integration with science vs. rejects scientific worldview). These eight axes create 256 parascience positions. Psychedelic research was outsider, integrative, testable, potentially compatible—and is becoming mainstream. UFOlogy is often insider (believers doing research), separatist (distrust of official science), testable in principle, incompatible (if aliens are here), mysterious, novel. The 8 Axes demonstrate that parascience isn't just about claims—it's about communities and their relationship to the scientific establishment.

The 8 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum "UFO research and psychedelic research are both parascience, right? The 8 Axes show the difference: psychedelic research is integrative (wants to work with science), outsider (now insider), testable, compatible. UFOlogy is separatist (distrusts science), insider (believers only), testable but failing, incompatible (if real, it's revolutionary). Same label, completely different trajectories."

by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026