A sex act, which is highly dangerous and should only be attempted by experienced individuals. The woman gets on all fours and uses both her hands to stretch her asshole as wide as possible. The man stands about 10-20ft behind her and masturbates until the point of edging. When the man is about to cum, he sprints towards his lady and jousts his erect cock all the way into her asshole and ejaculates. The force of the simultaneous joust and ejaculation is what ends the Trojan War.
I was watching a documentary about the Trojan War when my girlfriend walked into the room and sat on my lap.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe October 29, 2023
A Trojan Mongorian Horse is a deceptive weapon inspired by the infamous Trojan Horse that the Greek's used to trick Troy during the Trojan War. The difference being that no one is inside of a Trojan Mongorian Horse, because it is filled with Sweet and Sour Pork, a substance known to be hot and sticky and the main weakness of Tuong Lu Kim (aside from being Asian, having English as a second language, and being subject to the worst possible speech impediment that could result from those two qualities), owner and manager of the City Wok in South Park, Colorado.
"Oh I get it, a Trojan Mongorian Horse. Mongorians are hiding inside, tinking that I bring it in da' shitty wall, d'en Mongorians pop out and destroy shitty wall from da' inside out without gettin' da' sweet and souwa pork on day head. Okay, I'll pray arong" - Tuong Lu Kim
by DriftEJ20 April 08, 2011
"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"
"No sir"
"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"
"No sir."
"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"
"... Allah Akbar?"
"No sir"
"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"
"No sir."
"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"
"... Allah Akbar?"
by Legolas Redbard November 30, 2015
by ExomperOf December 02, 2023
A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)
When a government, nation, or business will act as a temporary safe haven for a person or group who are in a disfavored position. The nation will wait for as many of the assets of the said person/group to be obtained in the period of acting as a safe haven as possibe, and will then pose regulations or laws that stop and seize assets in the organization.
Did you hear the Russian oligarchs fell for the reverse Trojan horse in the Maldives? All their yachts were taken.
by ByAirBySeaYeet March 13, 2022
by Dannydamany November 03, 2020