When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
Get the snailing the banister mug.the game that bored people play on msn; i.e. you have a normal conversation, someone puts a :D or :) once, and then the other person puts a :D or :); whoever puts a (sn) first, wins.
Apple: Hello
Helen: Hello, want to play the happy snail game?
Apple: Okay!
Helen: How are you?
Apple: I'm fine.. :D
Helen: Me too :D
Helen: (sn)
*few seconds later*
Apple: (sn)
Apple: Dammit! You *ALWAYS* win this game..
Helen: Hello, want to play the happy snail game?
Apple: Okay!
Helen: How are you?
Apple: I'm fine.. :D
Helen: Me too :D
Helen: (sn)
*few seconds later*
Apple: (sn)
Apple: Dammit! You *ALWAYS* win this game..
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- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.
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