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Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
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Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022
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someone named satin

Someone with the name Satin.
Satin. Someone named satin and often called fabric by his/her friends and family
by anonymous November 15, 2021
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Satine

She is a beautiful sexy person and kind harried she loves everyone unless u cross her anybody with her is lucky her kisses and hugs are amazing if u really hug her amazing body she loves her bf and never shuts up abt him she is kind and sweet never hurt her
Yay satines here!!!
by Don’t be shy add some more January 28, 2025
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satin jackets

A lady's pocket, her most private pink part, her "vagine".
"I'm gonna get me some satin jackets tonight"

"She gives her satin jacket up way too easily"
by Geetar Man July 10, 2014
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satin day

THE GREATEST HOLIDAY CREATED IS HERE! welcome one welcome all! satin day! today we shall celebrate by drawing pentagrams and summoning the great demons of the very fiery depths that we shall meet upon our very demise!
person 1: its satin day you know what that means!
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1 (in a demonic voice): time to be my sacrifice bitch!
person 2: wait no please oh god no please let me live!
person 1: goodbye Darrel
satin: thanks for the summon mate
person 1: Darrel wasn't that important it was definitely worth his life for you my friend
satin: that is a very nice thing to say
by mrpwes November 1, 2019
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satin

The inner most part of an elderly Mexicans asshole.
Pablo's satin itched all day at the nursing home.
by smitty666 July 26, 2018
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