salt the snail

To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!

Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!

by nuck_chorris 777 January 13, 2015

Salt the kitty

Encourage tips or other monetary contributions by being the first to do it.

For example, "salt the kitty" by dropping a buck into an empty tip jar with the intent of getting others to follow suit.

by Preacher-Man November 8, 2013

Salt The Wound

1. What you do when you hurt yourself and want the open lesion to be prevented from infection/heal faster.

2. An amazing melodic death metal band from Cleveland, Ohio. Formed on 9/11 which makes them that much fucking cooler.

1. Gee whiz, I do hope my bear-wrestling lacerations heal quicker if I salt the wounds, because it sure does hurt like a mother fucker!

2. I'm going need a new pair of undies after listening to I Swear The Visine Is For My Allergies.

by omegamuff1n July 18, 2010

Salt The Wound

A sweet death metal band from Ohio.
Listen to them.

Kid: My ears are bleeding from these awesome vocals and lyrics of Salt The Wound!

by i listen to salt the wound June 3, 2009

salt the rim

1) the dried white residue left on the rim of the penis after sex
2) the dried white residue left on the rim of the anus after sex

We don't have to have full on intercourse, we can just salt the rim.

lets finish these martinis, then go home and salt the rim.

the way you shake that fine booty makes me want to salt the rim.

by Max420 April 19, 2011

salt the fries

to snort cocaine off of an erect penis

"Sorry we took so long in the bathroom, but I wanted to salt the fries before hitting the dancefloor."

by Dave Public July 31, 2007

The Mexican Salt Shaker

The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....

When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.

by Ichwill1986 April 15, 2010