Ralphie

Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.
Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.
by McNastyAssWipe September 28, 2023
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Ralphy

A crypto obsessed, conspiracy theorist, douchebag who’s allergic to everything. A Ralphy is also republican.
Hey have you seen Ralphy?
Yea, he’s over there smoking crack.
by Haram King November 23, 2021
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Ralphie poo

Ralph is quite a silly billy. His best friend is Dickon (Dickin). He lives most of his life on the floor of tp. Ralph thinks he is smart, but he is quite silly sometimes. He has a lot of embarrassing photos. and snores the walls of our house down. He likes meat pies too much. and wants to bring back g-strings. Ralph is a gay cunt.
Joe: is that Ralph wearing a g-string
Toby: I know he said he's trying a new look
Dale: Hes so gay
Freya: I love it, so iconic
Lilah: I don't like it, Ralphie Poo needs mental help
House: he eats too many meat pies
by Ralph's Don Don Jonnie December 09, 2024
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Ralphy the Bear Beast

A Male Youtuber know as "Ralphy" Who creates mostly standard short blogs about his life. He also has a love atory series in the works. Ralphy used to be a apart of the "Beast Crew" know as Bear Beast but after the "Beast Crew" split up Ralphy took on a new persona, that being Ralphy the Bear Beast and he has a pretty sizable fanbase and even a Discord server !
Have you seen Ralphy the Bear Beasts newest upload ?
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Ralphy The Bear Beast

Ralphy The Bear Beast Nuzzled his furry friend
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a ralphie

A highly detailed occurrence that is expressed with the utmost passion but contains nothing but utter bullshit and somehow fools small minded people even when the bullshit is obvious.
"Man I heard we were going to get an extra $1,000 dollars this paycheck cause our bosses know they fucked us."

"Bitch, you tripping, that aint nothing but a ralphie."
by IKE_IKE April 13, 2021
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