Wearing The Pants

The act of pwnage in a relationship with a significant other. The member of the relationship wearing pants will have total control of the other person. Also see pussy whipped

Goat: So wanna come hang out with me and the guys?
Sacktap: Nah, I gotta go out with my girl.
Goat: Dude, what are you doing? Start wearing the pants.

by Sacktap June 24, 2006

over the pants

v.intr. When a woman get's her man off, by rubbing and stroking his penis through (on top) of his pants. To masturbate with clothing on. Often, the female sits in the man's lap and does it so that no one else knows he's dying of pleasure.

Eric: Fuuuck, Alysha knows how to get a man off, over the pants. I came right there on the couch.

Jason: That bitch won't touch me.

Kyle: Oh god, she rubbed her clit back and forth on my knee, while giving me an over the pants. My boxers where almost covered in cum, but I took her upstairs.

Jason: SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN.

by Eugeneschest December 22, 2005

Over the pants hand dance

Another word for "Handjob"

"Hey dave, how was your date with Chrissy?"
"Oh, it was great man, she gave me an Over the pants hand dance!"

by ColtonK2000 January 5, 2023

F'd in the pants!

(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!

Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"

by Scott el Camino October 31, 2010

giddy in the pants

said when somebody sexually turns you on, they make you giddy in the pants

He is so sexy, he makes me giddy in the pants.

by toee March 1, 2007

Through The Pants

Through the pants (or TTP), was a phrase coined during the initial rise of Halo 2 multiplayer. “Through the pants” implies that your opponent just got raped to such a severe and embarrassing extend that the removal of pants was not required, for either party present during the commission of said rapeage.

“Curtis, can you see me teabagging your corpse? I know you like it, all rough like this. Through the pants!”

“TTP, you suck!”

by LeonardWashington January 23, 2013

sick in the pants

1. diarrhea
2. an unexpected anal lahar

Aaron's night of partying with the cheerleader was cut short when he became sick in the pants.

by Stu J. July 28, 2007