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The Mexican Panda

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.
The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda
by Adam Paul December 18, 2004
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the inverted panda

when a man ejaculates in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda
OMG what happened to your face

its called the inverted panda or samad
by The happy punk February 19, 2010
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The Mighty Panda

The Mighty Panda is an epic sexual maneuver. During sex, in one swift motion before a man is about to jizz he beats his chest and yells "I AM THE MIGHTY PANDA".
Man1: Do you know what the most epic sexual maneuver is?

Man2: No what?

Man1: The Mighty Panda!!!
by Justin Swann August 11, 2012
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The Stanky Panda

Its when a white man covers his dick in old bamboo and fucks a black chick in the ass then you procied to fart in her mouth and blow your load in her mouth and stuff the bamboo down her throat to make a tunnel to shoot your load down
i totally gave taylor labbel a the stanky panda last night
by z-man 69* May 6, 2009
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The Exploding Panda

the act of ripping out one's penis so hard while having anal intercourse with an obese asian woman causing an explosion of diarrhea.
Man, i had to wash my sheets seven times because this bitch had the exploding panda.
by kwk1986 July 6, 2008
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The Gassy Panda

hey man i was on tik tok and found this lady who can fart really loud her name is the gassy panda because of how loud her farts are
by skylarskyskya September 3, 2021
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Paddy the baddy

by WINDOW._.LICKER November 26, 2021
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