the realist mom 

Super awesome mom that has swag and cool as hell

My mom is the realist mom

the realist mom by Yilab klof May 22, 2017

the White Mom Association of America 

A group of caucasian mother, generally Jewish but not always. Who is overtly involved in there childs social, academic and personal life. So much so they find pleasure in involving themselves in other people's kids lives. There favorite pastime is gossiping, PTA meetings are there soul purpose for living and there childs batmitzvah is the peak of there life, from there it goes down hill, once there child joins BBYO and starts fucking an NJB. Never trust a member and don't become to close because they probably have shit on you that there ready to expose.

"Dude one of the moms from the White Mom Association of America, snitched on me last night for juuling"

the White Mom Association of America by Brittany Bernstein June 10, 2018

The Daylens Mom

To smash a mom without her son knowing and have her on speed dial 24/7, also lots of oral

i for sure did the daylens mom to your girl last year hahaha..... we still at it

The Daylens Mom by swowce September 17, 2019

The Wine Mom's Kegel 

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

The Wine Mom's Kegel by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025

Mom of the group 

Is the one in your friend group who takes care of everyone in the group. They act like your mother most of the time. Is typically the person who's always nice, and keeps the peace among the friend group.

Sally is the mom of the group

Mom of the group by ILikeWaffles123 July 1, 2016

When Mom finds the poop sock 

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

When Mom finds the poop sock by skywar1514 January 22, 2020

Mom of the Friend Group

A friend who is like a mom, they will treat you and your friends like her kids, they will also be someone who regularly checks on you and keeps you out of trouble. They will be the one who gets you out of fights and settles them. Really good advice giver.

Man, I don't know, talk to Sofia she's like the mom of the friend group she'll give you better advice.

Mom of the Friend Group by Super Witty Username December 18, 2018