MJ's

stands for jordans sneakers

"like a G to the beat blue and white MJ's on my feet"
lean like a cholo - down aka kilo

by AroD 04 December 30, 2008

MJ

the best radio personality known to man
master
genius

MJ Kelly host of the MJ morning show on 93.3 FLZ

by Megan December 1, 2003

mj

a snowboard trick where you go onto the box only touching your toe edge and slide the whole thing. Super Skecth, but super steez

Joe: i did a 720 butter yay!
bob; fuck that! i can mj the up box

by Tahoe Bob February 9, 2008

MJ

a girl gives you head then kisses you without your knowledge

the bitch did a "MJ" on me yesterday

by djl789 July 22, 2010

MJ

Acronym for Mambo Jambo...official word of the Hot Dog Society, Scirotti family, Book Of Crek, World of Cibalom, 33 Massive, and Zanzibar nation.
Other forms could be Mambo J, M Jambo, Mambo Jason, Mambo Jamaica.
Means OK/Good/Alright

-How was that blowjob?
-MJ!

by Santosh Kumar May 28, 2003

MJ

MJ has LOTSA happy go luckey meanings! *Falls down with glee*

1) Anime freak or Otaku (Literaly meaning fan-poodle)
2) Constant target of being Yavuzed on.
3) Completley AMAZING DDR player who can do MaxPeriod in Heavy.
4) Someone with slight lack of comitment.
5) A complete dork who has gotten further with their sketchbook than you. Ha ha!
6) A to-be transexual. What?! THATS COOL!
7) Yaoi lover *Purrs*
8) Kaiatteh glomper.
9) TOTALY twisted synical person who cant set the limits of when to stop saying homosexual.
10) Compulsive jhonen Vasquez fan.

Because theres too much MJ to fit in your mouth!

Um I know... *Awkward scilence* We can play a game. Okay, close your eyes. *Rummage rummage* Okay now! Can you find your liver? n_n;;

by MJ June 4, 2004

MJ

Someone who gets all the ladies

Takes them to the hotel and fucks them till there thankful

"MJ likes to FUCK in hotel rooms "

by Chair69 November 7, 2020