The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass

John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.

by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024

The Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Hail Mary Dynamite".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

the reverse mary

It consists of the member without a penis of the relationship hanging upside down from the beam of an abandoned building and sucking the member with a penis of the relationship until he cums.

optional: the man can carry dynamite close to his chest

ps: gypsies and lesbians no

WoW! Mary eats my dick again! The reverse Mary IS real!!

by BahfhabanzkKka2 February 25, 2025

gift shop on the Queen Mary

Slang term for exploring one's homosexuality when it is still at the thinly-veiled, everyone knows but it's not official yet, closet stage.

John moved out to California to work at the gift shop on the Queen Mary, if you know what I mean.

by MakeItDrizzle July 6, 2009

mary in the dairy

This is a guy who has an insatiable appetite for semen.

I see we have Mary in the Dairy who is blowing every cock available.

by Wordlink May 25, 2018

Mary on the half shell

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.

The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.

by RollingBlock December 20, 2018

The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

by Noia November 8, 2013