Lick the Middle Finger

1.To have to suck it up and deal with a situation.

2. Another way, if used in the context "Lick my middle finger" can be another way to say "fuck you" in a less In-your-Face fashionisto.

Boyfriend: Hey, Tim my moms coming over for brunch!
Tim: But...ugh..babe, i love you, but your mom...are you serious? c'mon, you kidding me? why are you letting that woman in our house?
Boyfriend: Look, sometimes you just need to lick the middle finger and suck it up, she's your mother in law.

by Jay-Deee October 6, 2012

lick the alphabet

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.

I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.

by BillG August 13, 2005

lick the butthole

A metaphor for loving someone with sincerity and longevity

If you really love her, you have to lick the butthole

by Easy129 August 20, 2017

lick the turtle

To cum in someone's asshole right before they shit and then, when they start to take the shit, you lick the cum off of the end of the turd.

Geoff: Dude, my bitch asked me to lick the turtle when we were doing it, so I stomped her tits in the dirt.

by Niggah Dave October 29, 2007

lick the copper penny

to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.

After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.

by weave April 2, 2003

lick the lox

v. (1) to perform cunnilingus. (2) to perform cunnilingus on a Jewish woman, sometimes used specifically for an Ashkenazi (of Eastern European descent) Jewish woman. (3) also, more generally, to describe someone attracted to women, or attraction to (sometimes Ashkenazi) Jewish women

"Does Ari date non-Jewish women?"
"Nah, he's all about licking the lox."

"Girl, you blew him last time and he didn't reciprocate? All I can say is that tonight he'd better lick the lox."

"I was going to ask her out but then I realized that she was probably into licking the lox."

by whollyjew April 8, 2010

The Big Lick

When you're eating a bag of cheetos and you wait until you have eaten all of the cheetos to lick your fingers.

Libby: Woah! Why do you have so much cheeto dust on your fingers?
Haley: I'm waiting for the big lick at the end.

by Thebiglicker December 6, 2016