felix the jew

someone with a tiny cock and pubes on his head

wow that guys felix the jew has a tiny cock!

by nan muncher May 14, 2015

Cap the jew

Having you and/or a freind find a jewish person, or somebody that resembles a jewish person and placing objects like cake tins or lunch box lids on their heads, whilst spouting 'Cap the Jew'. Anything can be used as a 'Jew cap' really, and the dirtier the better, you really want to mess up that jews hair in the process.

Capper 1: Antthony look at boris he looks like a fuckin jew
Capper 2 (Anthony): haha put that lid on his head like a jew cap
Capper 1 walks over to where the jew is standing and places himself behind the jew inconspicuously with the lunchbox lid behind his back
Capper 1: CAP THE JEW!
Capper 1 places the lid on the jews head resembling a jewish skulll cap and gets all manner of crums and shit in the jews hair, the jew seems embaressed and insulted, yet is too much of a jew to do anything about it
Capper 2: nice, you got that jew

by Sam gofton December 29, 2007

hide the nazi in the jew cave

Hide the Nazi in the Jew cave refers to a male penis penetrating a females vagina. The penis head resemvles a Nazi helmut and nazi's like Jew caves, they are a good place to hide

"Baby, can I play hide the Nazi in the Jew cave?"

by Allmanbroskif January 31, 2008

John the Jew

a boy who sexy and likes to drink,one day he will be owned by a chey girl he just dosnt know it yet, every one envys him.

Look at John the jew i wish i was him.

by John the Jew October 16, 2008

Jiggle the Jew

When a circumcised man masturbates.

Jim: Hey Frank, what did you do last night?

Frank: Nothing much, threw on a porno and decided to Jiggle the Jew.

by Da Skill March 23, 2011

felix the jew

someone called felix who has a tiny circumsised cock who is also a jew

that felix the jew has a tiny cock

by nan muncher May 14, 2015

Kicked in the jew

phrase; Following the stereotypical illusion that the average Jewish family practices financial acrimony on a daily basis, this theory is looked upon as striking an individual right where it hurts; alias, valuables are tarnished and/or removed from their original location, i.e., the owner.

Johnson: "She favored this Hello Kitty pillowcase as if it was the very thing that keeps her well in the morning. She woke up today and it was gone! I don't know what happened to it."

Samuel: "... Wow... she totally just got kicked in the jew."

by Auroral February 26, 2008