An extremely serious medical condition, in which the sufferer is compelled to Jack Off. This is a very dangerous condition that may lead to death, possibly by drowning in Jizz. The affects of this condition can last for up to 2 weeks. Scientists are working of a cure, but as of yet there is no cure or treatment.
Person 1: Hey do you know why will was ill?
Person 2: Yeah, he had The Horn.
Person 1: Oh shit! is he gunna be ok?
Person 2: They're not sure. He has been in hospital for the last 4 days, they just can't seem to get him stop it. There's not much hope.
Person 1: Poor guy.
Person 2: Yeah, he had The Horn.
Person 1: Oh shit! is he gunna be ok?
Person 2: They're not sure. He has been in hospital for the last 4 days, they just can't seem to get him stop it. There's not much hope.
Person 1: Poor guy.
by Chronic sufferer March 19, 2010
Get the The Horn mug.The feeling you get before you decide to beat off. Usually with following up to the beating of the dick unless there are people around in which case the horn increases until you can't take it anymore.
Bob-" Hey man what's with you? Your face looks all weird."
Lil JJ-" Yo I'm in the horn right now son. I think i need to use yo computer for about 15-20 min."
Lil JJ-" Yo I'm in the horn right now son. I think i need to use yo computer for about 15-20 min."
by The Chree April 1, 2007
Get the The Horn mug.1. A dangerous voyage, esp. naval, around the extreme peninsular end of America's Southern continent (Cape Horn).
2. Expression describing any risky or adventerous maneuver used in order to achieve the final step in a predetermined goal; an apotheosis of sorts.
3. In poker, a declared convention allowing straights to be continuous across the card hierarchy limits. That is, sequences are allowed to proceed from King to Ace to Two, and so on, as needed to complete a run. Legitimate only if announced with a horn honk and a circular hand motion.
2. Expression describing any risky or adventerous maneuver used in order to achieve the final step in a predetermined goal; an apotheosis of sorts.
3. In poker, a declared convention allowing straights to be continuous across the card hierarchy limits. That is, sequences are allowed to proceed from King to Ace to Two, and so on, as needed to complete a run. Legitimate only if announced with a horn honk and a circular hand motion.
1. Captain Horatio L. Nymark, despite innumerable weather catastrophes, made it Around the Horn.
2. In the heat of the night, Captain Nymark was forced to go around the horn: to avoid complaints from his many mistrisses, he proceeded to bed every one of them in the space of an evening.
3. "EEEEEEEEAAAAAA-OUUUURRRRRRN! Around the horn, boys, around the horn!" Captain Nymark boldly tooted the order at the start of the hand, later to win the pot with a QKA23 straight.
2. In the heat of the night, Captain Nymark was forced to go around the horn: to avoid complaints from his many mistrisses, he proceeded to bed every one of them in the space of an evening.
3. "EEEEEEEEAAAAAA-OUUUURRRRRRN! Around the horn, boys, around the horn!" Captain Nymark boldly tooted the order at the start of the hand, later to win the pot with a QKA23 straight.
by Round O'Horn August 7, 2005
Get the Around the Horn mug.when a man gets extremely aroused by a female, usually one with dirty great beef curtains, who likes to be alabhama hotpocketed.
by paul mckenna March 11, 2008
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Get the Feel The Horn mug.Crack... "so guru, u got lucky last night?"
Guru... "yeah some poor girl got taken by the horn"
Crack... "so, what happened?"
Guru... "I smashed the hell out of her"
Crack... "job done"
Guru... "and ut"
Guru... "yeah some poor girl got taken by the horn"
Crack... "so, what happened?"
Guru... "I smashed the hell out of her"
Crack... "job done"
Guru... "and ut"
by LukeTheGuru July 14, 2006
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