Work on the Penske File

To slack off/do nothing at work, under the guise of being very busy. First used in an episode of the American television show “Seinfeld”.

I took a nap at the office yesterday while my boss though I was working, since I decided to Work on the Penske File.

by Guardedshock July 12, 2020

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The Tostidos Fiesta Bowl

When having sex with a girl on her period, get her to cum on herself, and work it into a chunky red sauce. Then, when shes not looking, grab a tostidos chip, scopp up some of the sauce, and put it in her mouth

Man, last night i gave breana the tostidos fiesta bowl!!

by jesse gibson January 14, 2008

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Filed the pan

The art of taking the biggest shit in the history of man kind, to the extent that no water is left visible in the pan on the toilet

I regret that curry last night, I just filed the pan

by rjd99 April 6, 2021

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The Ford Festiva Fiesta!

This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.

“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”

“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”

by Who stole my shoes? April 9, 2020

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