DF

dumbfuck

he's a DF (dumbfuck) for cheating on her.

by beanybouu<3 March 4, 2011

DF

Stands for "Dick fart". It's when a girl farts on a guy's dick and the guy gets turned on from feeling the vibration of the fart and the great smelling of it. Pretty much its like putting a vibrator on your dick while you are smelling a great breakfast, lunch, dinner.

Today at the school dance, I was freaking with Angelica and she farted on my dick and it felt good and smelt like pizza. She just gave me a DF.

by KCQ33 April 20, 2011

DFS

DFS Also known for dirty face syndrome which is a condition which filthy feral people get if they never wash her face I’ll take care of themselves.

Oh damn what’s wrong with her face?
Dude she has DFS.

by Valletta Miles February 16, 2019

DFS

Damn Fucking Straight

These amazeballs are amazeballs.

DFS.

by ignominious1 November 9, 2016

dfs

Dumb fuck syndrome. Someone who aspires to be the sugar daddy of someone far too young for them, but then realises they do not have the captial to back it up, or not being able to spell soup, "soep".

Dont listen to Zane, he has dfs.

by shuccerdeez September 9, 2023

DF

The DF is a place where many individuals who excel at life go to get the freak/funk/slut/sex on. DF is an abbreviation of the words Dance Floor. However one can only refer to a Dance Floor as a DF if there are currently a large number of hot skank ass hoes grinding on it. If there are no hoes then the Dance Floor is not a DF.

"Oy paul was hitting the DF so hard last night he got kicked out of Sharkbar for doing screaming eagle on top of the speakers."

"Oy are you keen to sesh DF time."

"I am so keen to put the mack down is sack town and smash up the DF."

"I was in fine form when i smashed up the DF last night."

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill September 29, 2009

DFS

Dead
Fish
Syndrome

Tom: Look how Justin's just laying there.
Adam: He's got DFS

by iSekC July 19, 2011