dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.
by W.A.T.III April 23, 2018
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Dehydrated

A person who acts beyond thirsty for attention by bringing up sexual related activities which are irrelevant to the current topic being talked about.
Did you notice how dehydrated she/he was acting for my attention?
by Dezmadre August 03, 2022
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Dehydrated

When an individual has surpassed the categorization of being 'thirsty' and have reached the realm of desperation.

*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.
That girl isn't thirsty, she's dehydrated.
by Justlikerome September 24, 2015
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Cuddle dehydration

The shrivelling of ones person after not getting love and cuddles.
Come upstairs quickly! I’m shrivelling up from cuddle dehydration (JAKE)
by Splodgiefram June 28, 2021
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Sicilian dehydrator

Sicilian dehydrator, verb / Sex act

While having anal sex she farts. This dehydrates your meat stick which a blast of warm air. When you pull it out it will be darkened and look like a stick of beef jerky.
Friend 1

“Dude Abby gave me the Sicilian dehydrator last night. “

Friend 2

Sweet bro, bet just like grandma used to make”
by L33tZ@Zu July 28, 2021
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Dehydration Gun

The inverse of a Chekhov's Gun.

A literary device that would be perceived as vital to the plot of a story, only to hold little to no actual significance later.

Not to be confused with a Red Herring, which are used intentionally to mislead or distract the reader. A Dehydration Gun would commonly result from poor writing decisions, or plot holes.

The term derives from an item of the same name, in the movie 'Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate', where it would have been a valid solution to many of the obstacles the movie provides, but is not used.
"Wait... Couldn't they have just used that thing from the beginning of the story?"

"I know, right? But no, it just turned out to be a Dehydration Gun."
by C.A.I.S.E_E May 15, 2024
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Dehydrated Wig

A wig that looks very dry and cheap.
She wore a red dehydrated wig to the concert.
by Queen Of Accountability February 28, 2025
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