crab rangoon (the food)

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.

David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

by Willgamer July 8, 2021

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the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

by JoeVirus November 24, 2006

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Person 1: "You look sick"
Person 2: *cough* The doctors stared at me for ten minutes and told me I have a rare disease called Crab of the Constellations, and there's no cure "
Person 1: "You're cooked gng"

by SCPlayz7000 April 2, 2026

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hold the crabs

a request for sexual partner to apply condom, especially when a sexual encounter with someone new is about to proceed.

"Joe almost did me bareback, but then I exclaimed "Hold the Crabs, BRO!"

by jay joe January 16, 2009

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biting the crabby patty

A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.

Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.

by PapaMoose February 14, 2012

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