A celebrity clause is a pact made between two partners who are engaged in a serious relationship in which both partners, if given the chance, may engage in intimate relations with a celebrity one time. Once a partner has used his or her free hook up they are barred from any other future celebrity hook up. Jealousy may not play a part in this clause as each partner has the understanding that actually meeting a celebrity is slim as well as each partner both have the same general chance/opportunity for such a relationship.
So I met (enter celebrity name) on the subway yesterday and enacted my celebrity clause. We had some serious 'relations' back at a Super 8 Motel; I'll never be able to watch Giada at Home the same ever again.
by PMoneyInTheHouse December 31, 2014
A clause in a contract, frequently buried in the fine print, that obligates the signer to fulfill an unacceptable condition, i.e. giving up your first born child. Sometimes such clauses are included to test whether the contract has been read by the client. Named for King Herod in the New Testament. British origin.
by hiplexicog October 10, 2014
The name of a stipulation put in Hulk Hogan's WCW contract which gave him the power to decide entirely how his wrestling matches were going to play out.
by Brad Dotlich April 01, 2003
by thefullronnie August 27, 2011
by blasties October 21, 2008
The Hoyazin Clause is a clause/rule in online communities, originating on the popular social app "Discord".
The original clause states: "Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation." Later versions of the clause will typically include a spell check to the word "explicity", correcting it to "explicitly".
Historical context: Ex-owner roygbiv#7628 from the blåhaj Discord (discord.gg/blahaj) banned user Hozayin#7999 for "being shitty" despite not explicitly breaking any rules. This appears to be known as "The Hozayin Clause Incident". From this incident came the full-fledged rule. Interestingly, both the ex-owner roygbiv and user Hozayin are no longer in said Discord server.
The original clause states: "Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation." Later versions of the clause will typically include a spell check to the word "explicity", correcting it to "explicitly".
Historical context: Ex-owner roygbiv#7628 from the blåhaj Discord (discord.gg/blahaj) banned user Hozayin#7999 for "being shitty" despite not explicitly breaking any rules. This appears to be known as "The Hozayin Clause Incident". From this incident came the full-fledged rule. Interestingly, both the ex-owner roygbiv and user Hozayin are no longer in said Discord server.
User 1: "I heard danielsalt was banned - why's that?"
User 2: "Dunno, he was a bit of a prick though - probably the Hozayin Clause".
User 2: "Dunno, he was a bit of a prick though - probably the Hozayin Clause".
by danielsalt September 01, 2021
A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause.
by Greg1619 December 10, 2007