Bump in the Night

Someone that you ignore and find as irrelevant as hitting a squirrel in the middle of the night with your car.

Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.

Jimbo: Why are you even talking to me? I don't know you, you are nothing. You are just a Bump in the Night.

by NukeEmWins April 22, 2020

Bump in the Night

Bumping uglies in the night, much like a one night stand

person 1: Woah, I heard she got STD's from her last bump in the night.

person 2: Yeah I feel sorta bad for her, dumb bitch, she was smexy though.

by pwjz March 15, 2009

a bump in the road

a problem or setback.

The company launch was a success, but losing their main investor was definitely a bump in the road.

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

Bump in the night

To get fully kitted with battle rattles. To investigate and harm people that'll harm you. Or others

What was that sound? It's time go bump in the night

by Bamaboy1203 June 23, 2022

The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump

Polite and polished replacement for the sex. Often used when in public or around an audience that shouldn't know the subject of the conversation.

Guy 1: So what are you and Victoria going to do tonight?
Guy2: You know, The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump
Guy1: Nice

by The Euro League April 3, 2019

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006