A man tackles the shit out of a female because of his random boner, and no matter the place or time he fucks the absolute shit out of the woman whether be the "vaggie vag" or the asshole or whatever other hole he could find.
-Tim... it's your mother why are you in jail?
-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.
-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.
by Tities McTotfuck December 17, 2007
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Get the The gay boner mug.1) The ownage ship frigate of EvE-Online, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.
2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!
2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
by Teh pilot of teh RETARDED BONER January 11, 2009
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1) The ownage frigate ship of EVE, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.
2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) The ownage frigate ship of EVE, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.
2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!
2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
by Teh pilot of teh RETARDED BONER January 11, 2009
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Get the The anthony boner mug.An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."
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