The Book of Lecantechomy

The Book of Lecantechomy is a collection of stories, that chronicles the many battles of The Great Meme War.

“Nico lent me a copy of The Book of Lecantechomy.”

by Meme Mage March 25, 2019

The Book of Arnold

The Book of Mormon, but in a more modern and more easy to understand way.

Arnold Cunningham is the prophet of the Book of Arnold

by They died holding hands April 5, 2020

The book of future

When you stop believing all females are queens and realize you don’t need these hoes to be happy

Guy1:bitches ain’t shit bro
Guy 2: finally read the book of future huh?

by Ed wuncler the third November 22, 2020

The book of Mormon

A religious holy book that is reverenced by Mormons, who are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Written by Joseph Smith, who is alleged to have received an Angelic revelation revealing the location of golden plates of which tell the tale of Christ visiting the American natives shortly after being resurrected. Those who adhere to this religion are known to wear what is described by many as "Holy Underwear". Mormons are forbidden to be referenced by the first name, instead opting for the title of "Elder", or "Sister". As one with half a brain could probably deduce, it is a religion of pure bullshit. Obvious bullshit.

Elder Johnson: Oh, Tom...I think...I just shit my Holy Underwear! What am I going to do?

Elder Richards: Hey, shit for brains...I thought I told you to call me Elder. So you shit your holy drawers? Don't worry. It is Holy Shit now. Damn, that stinks!

Atheist: Hey, don't worry guy! Just tear a few pages out of The Book of Mormon, and use it to wipe your ass. It is basically what it is, an ass-wipe.

Elder Johnson: *scratches chin* You know...I think maybe you are right...

by SevereveS December 3, 2010

the book of the damned

A book for the damned. Nuff said.

Joe: Hey! That man was so freaking evil!
Shelly: He should go in the book of the damned!

by AnonymousPieceofshit May 29, 2016

the book treatment

a prescribed treatment of slamming a book on your dick or shoving a book up your vagina depending on what you have

i like to give myself the book treatment
reallll sexy boi
zach is also gay

by gaythiccboiii March 6, 2019

The Book Of Us: Entropy

The South Korean boy band Day6’s 3rd full length album featuring songs like sweet chaos, EMERGENCY, not mine, 365247 and many others. A couple months before the release of entropy the boys released the first book of us entitled The Book Of Us: Gravity

I just purchased the album, The Book Of Us: Entropy

by Bep beep merging December 12, 2019